DJ-Kwality's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ultimate Online Ep.1]

yikes

that was really horrible...yikes...wow...dont make any more..they suck

[Yu-Gi-Oh! in a nutshell]

well well

ok obviously you watch this show way too much to even make a flash story about it...so its funny because you are so sad...

[RAW Wrestling]

wow...

this is how i can describe this: the gayest homo-erotic slap stick fest ever

the cartoon should have gone as follows:

black stick: i am gay

really gay black stick with red pants: i am also gay

black stick: lets have butt sex

really gay black stick with red pants: ok...i like it raw

*homophobic kid with bleached hair masterbates to his cartoon, as "quality music plays"*

the end

[MMR II]

no

wow i like how you drew everything...and then i liked how you made all your own explosions....

...oh wait...YOU DIDNT you used shitty sprites...real original...yep im really tired of all these sprites...capcom should come bust all your asses

DoctorChocolate responds:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=65392

Why did this movie make me think of you? :)

Some nerdy kid getting ditched by his friends. Then to nudge up nice and close to another man at the end. Wow. Brilliant.

[The Talent Show!]

ummm lol

ok sticks ...bleh crap shit....wow that was really bad...i kept on saying where the fuck is that music coming from?? were the shitty stick mouths supposed to match up with the rest of the poop...well pod...they suck ...they are a lame christian rock band who pose..because no one would listen to them if they knew they were hardcore jesus freaks...lol this shit sucked

Darth386 responds:

Look, I just like that one song by pod. I'm using sticks just a bit while i learn animation in flash!

[Counter-Strike by TJ]

hehe

lol how do i shot web??

wow this music sucks...i think you have already submitted this crap before...lol blam

[Powerful Old Man]

ummm

and that was almost 3 megs...shit...if it wasnt stick figures i would have thought it was cool

[Breaking Hobo from CUFX]

wow

that was bad...the break dancing animation was really bad...yikes..

[Qi]

wow

that was extremely impressive, you really went all out on that. If newgrounds was filled with stuff like this, and no more of that stick crap, maaaaannn...how sweet would that be..

[Charakter Movie 5]

hmmm ok

well the animation was better than a lot of stuff on here...but i still couldnt figure out why the main characters looked like they had downsyndrome? are you trying to make a statement of some sort about handicaped people???

anyway i fucking hate all this dbz shit that people put up here ...because its so unoriginal