DJ-Kwality's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[dbz thingy]

blah blah blah wheelchair

same old shit crap shoots that i see all the time...blah blah traced frames..10 year olds living out their ADD filled fantasies with shitty poorly traced frames of dbz episodes...merhhh...

[Data's First Emotion]

BWAAAAH

you are my hero mr lokken! your cartoons were the first flash i ever saw! you manage to make great things! weeeeeee! from downsyndrome to serious shorts about worms ^_- omg woot....

[Phrat Team Ep. 1]

weeee druoosgs

wow...i seriously couldnt tell you were 16...i mean after a second i said "hey this guy must be at least 12 or 13 ...i mean drugs and stuff! that is soooo like old and stuff...you are awesomes......im sure the only time you have ever gotten high is when your drunk dad drove into your grand suburbs-living room with his BMW (thinking it was the garage)-- running over your legs and all your coooool pot smoking friends legs...(while you guys were furiously masturbating to the legend of zelda theme while old dbz episodes flashed across your tv set) ..soooo then you were taken to the hospital and given some pain killers...and this my friend...is about as high as you have ever gotten.

anyway it was some decent animation...keep up the original ideas..its better than most stuff on here..

[Dbz fight]

oh hell....

mmmmm NO PLREEEZ VEGITGINA DON NOT BLOWING UP PINK TREES thei are my favorites NOOOOOOOOO!!! your sweet kick ass "jesus" worshoping soundtrack loop made in fruidy loops makes me want to go to college to get a degrees in chemistry so i can make a downsyndrome virus...

that is all...weee
I NEED SOJ GIVE ITEM PLREZ ^_^

wynand responds:

god this a funny fuking review haha, this is what the old newgrounds use to be like... sadly its changed..

[The Samurai (intro)]

weeeee!

i gots di-a-ria from watching your samuria intro...lol dude put your movie in ...no one wants to read fucking text...thats what school is for...ugh...school

[Getaway]

i just dont know...

i think someone needs to start making it illegal to use any linkin park in ng flash videos...i swear its in every other flash...and usually every other flash eats mass quantities of poop....but im glad you came up with you semi original plot and characters...maybe work a little more on some details...and change the music

[DBZ PArt 2]

NOOOO NOT TEH PINK MUNSTOR

LOLOL I ONLY WITH TO FIGHT TEH PINK MENSTUR!! KEKEKEKE

[Cub]

excellent tribute to a great movie classic

damnit...you bastard stole my idea...lol anyway most of the scenes in this cartoon were taken from the cult classic "shogun Assasin" i am in the works of making a tribute for that movie..it was a creative thing to do with the new characters...but a bit of the scenes were taken directly from the movie...but thats ok good job nice animation

[The Videostore]

hmmm

i bet some work went into this...anywho...yeah i dont know, maybe its just me but it wasnt thaaat funny..anyway its better than a lot of stuff on ng...just nothing super great like hellboy or anything...nice job

[DB: Next Dimension]

ummm no

ok last time i checked...tracing frames from you dbz episodes (badly at that) does not mean its your own work...eh hem...like what you did...ok ive watched some dbz..ok and all you little fucks do is trace frames or other people art work...you fuck up the hands and the feet and everything else and make it suck 100000 times more than the actual show...

i dont hate dbz...i just hate bad traced so-called "animation"

Majin-Dave responds:

I did not trace any thing. You obiously do not know anything about flash animation. If you want to feel good about yourself because of low self esteem, dont critize my work, go get some help mentally. You dont deserve an account on Newgrounds and your review is abusive and pisses me off. I worked hard on my animation and I do not enjoy the fact that your flameing me for tracing work, that is not true and you are an asshole. Waste of fucking air. Do you know how fucking hard I worked on this? I dont see any of your work up on here so mabye your just jealous. What the fuck is your problem, so much anger directed at nothing. What did I do to you. You are a monster created by the suicidal arrogant thug society today. Everything you have reviewed is a zero. What the fuck is wrong with you?!? I advise you to get help now, before you hurt your self or some one else.